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Games for Real Gamers

Today I thought I would recommend some games for all you goons who play SuperSmashBros and have the audacity to call yourselves real gamers. Get educate!!!!

1. Snake
A classic game. Hey, I gotta stay true to my brand!


2. Fortnight.
No, not Fortnite. This game for REAL gamers is just a two week long period.Yuh.

3. Monopoly.
Again, not what you think it is! If you're a LEGITIMATE gamer, you will horizontally or vertically integrate your business and become the next Robber Baron! Ruin the economy, because you are the 1% and you'll be just like Carnegie and philanthropically slap your name on a couple on universities and art halls. That's what I call community service!

4. Poker.
Poker face? Only real gamers can master that.

Thanks for staying tuned! Come back soon for a BREAKINg new story about the mistreatment of ghosts in our society.

Peace, love, snakes,
-MAD
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