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What Makes Me MAD

You may already be aware that this publication is called MAD (My Aneconda Don't). It's tough out here being a herpetologist-economist-blogger-MMA champion-singer(in the shower)-amateur flautist-internet persona, but we make it work (Editor's Note: a herpetologist is someone who studies reptiles, in case you buffoons didn't already know). Reptile economics may be niche, but we at MAD are here to provide you with the absolute best content about snakes, and also the economy.

However, there are things that just make our blood boil. Here are some of those things:

10.  A kettle.
Coming in last place is the good ol' kettle. It's certainly a way to make our blood boil, but there are certainly more creative methods.

9. A pot on the stove over high heat.
Nothing makes our blood boil quite like a pot heating up on the stovetop. It's a surefire way to heat anything up in a pinch.

8. In the oven.
If we want slow-boiled blood, the oven is our best bet. We get so angry about how long the oven takes to pre-heat that our blood is usually boiling by the time it's reached the desired temperature.

7. Bonfire.
Look, we like bonfires as much as the next person, but if we think about them too long they make our blood boil. Fire is cool, but you're just polluting the air, people! Combustion reactions produce carbon dioxide, for christ's sake!

6. Microwave.
This publication absolutely hates boiling any liquid in the microwave, so just thinking about this kitchen appliance fills us with rage. When we were wee lads, we made tea by boiling water in the microwave and that experience has imbued us with an anger that we simply cannot shake.

5. Piping hot pavement on a sunny afternoon.
Oh boy, this one pisses us off. If we can't walk around barefoot outside, our blood boils just as soon as our feet do.

4. The pits of hell.
My Aneconda Don't simply cannot recommend Hell as a pleasant experience. Just the thought of that place makes us very angry. You're telling us they have jazz musicians, Pablo Picasso, and most former residents of Ohio? GAH!

3. Glances from an athleisure clad middle-aged mother as she struts about the neighborhood on her daily walk.
This one is pretty self-explanatory.

2. The Sun.
Once upon a time, we had to memorize all the layers of the sun. Our blood has been boiling ever since. Trust us when we say that no one cares about the chromosphere or the photosphere. 

1. Your mom (LOL).
Yo momma is so hot, she makes our blood boil ;)

Do excuse this publication as we take a break from snakes and the economy to talk about what makes MAD, mad. 

Peace, love, snakes,
-MAD

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