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Economy Update

I haven't been writing nearly as much as the economy, so I thought today I would explore some economics. Yay!

The economy is kind of like a bouncy ball. Sometimes it goes up, sometimes it goes down. Usually we can predict it with science and math, but sometimes it does unexpected things, like charge you $1M for a single home. Huh.

Right now, there is fear of a trade war as countries re-evaluate trade deals. That may mean the economy may go down, but so far it hasn't and everything is smooth sailing.

Now, the economy is a complicated and ever-changing topic, and I personally do not care enough to fully understand it. Let's look at some lines, shall we?


That's one beautiful, sharp line! Neat! Let's check out that same line, but with a different line also, since every line needs a friend.



Cool! Two lines! I wish I had a friend like that.



Check out all those lines!

Thanks for tuning in to MAD today as I explore the less-talked-about, but equally important aspect of this blog! I will be delivering some piping hot snake-related content shortly, but I hope you also enjoy these economic updates.

If you have a topic you would like me to cover, please consider yelling it into the void and hoping it reaches me so I can write about it. Alternatively, think about the topic and maybe your brain energy will send it into my brain. Thanks!

Peace, love, snakes, and the economy I guess,
-MAD (My Aneconda Don't)

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