Hey what's up homies?!!? Today is a big day because I am tackling a highly requested question! I think it's time to answer the question:
"What is love?"
The obvious answer is "baby don't hurt me," but I am not a basic Bi*ch and wanted to dig deeper into this truly interesting question. What exactly is love?
In the past, I have explained some terms using acronyms. Love usually stands for Lego Overlords Vore Everyday, but this doesn't do much to explain the true nature of love.
Snakes cannot feel love. That's what scientists say. Even if they cannot love me, that does not stop me from loving them.
You see this big buffoon? This neon green majesty? This heart-wrenching beauty?
"What is love?"
The obvious answer is "baby don't hurt me," but I am not a basic Bi*ch and wanted to dig deeper into this truly interesting question. What exactly is love?
In the past, I have explained some terms using acronyms. Love usually stands for Lego Overlords Vore Everyday, but this doesn't do much to explain the true nature of love.
Snakes cannot feel love. That's what scientists say. Even if they cannot love me, that does not stop me from loving them.
You see this big buffoon? This neon green majesty? This heart-wrenching beauty?
This is what love feels like.
Stare into those big black eyes. It's an abyss. It's dark. It's LOVE.
Economically speaking, love doesn't make a lot of sense. When you're in love, you make dumb choices, like buying flowers and dinner. If you want to make smart Money Moves,
consider buying your loved ones a snake. They're really fun in the bedroom ;)
Anyway, that's love. I'm going to cry in the corner now.
Peace, love, snakes,
-MAD
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