Millennials Are Ruining The Economy

Millennials. They buy so much avocado toast. If they have so much avocado for money toast, why don't they just? Toast their money? Set it ablaze? Same difference, avocado.

Millenia is a thousand years. Millennials are people who have been alive for a thousand years. They had so much time to save money, but they're wasting it all and they're taking the economy down with them.

Imagine a wealthy vampire. Now imagine Jeff Bezos. Consider the implications.

Sir Jeff wants to be immortalized. Vampires aren't immortal because they are dead. Does one need to be alive to be considered immortal? Or does "immortal" just mean one cannot die? But vampires can die?
The jury was out and now they are in and now they are an In-N-Out so this is inconclusive. We should've chosen better jurors.

HELLO!

Peace, love, economy,
-MAD

Author's note: this post was written 4 hours after I had 5oz of cold brew, excuse the brain noises, everything is not making sense.

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