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When was Prince?

Hey everybody!! Before we dive head-first into this question, I wanted to give some context. Every day, I am trying to answer a big question. Today I am tackling "When was Prince?" since the other day, I was learning about the counterculture of the 1960's and decided to ask my teacher when Prince was. He didn't have an answer, so I am taking initiative and tackling this question myself.

 Prince is the son of a royal person. They're a king, if the king only ate white flour with green beans and always skipped leg day. Princes wear crowns and act like prissy b*tches, and witches don't like them. The prince from Beauty and the Beast was so ugly and annoying a witch turned him into a furry. Truly a horrible end to a person.

Princes always seem to ruin economies by blowing their royal trust funds on rooms and rooms full of hot cheetos. I respect their interest in this food, but even I have a limit as to how many hot cheetos I can consume before I turn into dust. But not these princes. No, no, no. They are too weak to lift a matchbox, but can somehow stomach hundreds of thousands of hot cheetos every day. They are the reason the economy is falling apart.

Anyway, there was also a person named Prince. He was a singer, not an actual prince, which is cool i guess. He liked the color purple (the color, not the musical) and petted at least one dog. Prince was born on June 7th, 1958, in Minneapolis. This is Prince:


He may not officially be royalty, but he is more majestic than a horse during a sunset. Wow.

Now that you have context, it's time to return to the central question, "when was Prince?"

Prince was born on June 7th, 1958. June 7th is the seventh day of the sixth month, which probably means something or another. But this doesn't exactly answer the question, seeing as:

Prince was a who, NOT a when.

That's all I got for today. Thanks for tuning in!!

Peace, love, a surprising lack of snakes,
-MAD
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