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Snake skin?

Today I will be answering a very important question: "Snake skin?"
This question means a lot to me since I am a snake enthusiast. Have fun!

Skin is a stretchy fabric, but it's alive. It covers all living things until it gets too small and falls off. Someone once told me that skin is the largest organ in the body. I didn't know what an organ was, but a quick search showed me it was this:


Neat!

A handy acronym to remember what skin is, is Skeet sKeet Inter Net. I'm not sure how it relates to skin, but make sure to remember that!

On to snake skin. Snake skin is really fun because snakes shed it! You can find this skin later and sell it in the black market for $6. Some products like clothes, bags, and shoes are made of snakeskin, which this publication (MAD) strongly disagrees with. Clothing made of animals doesn't really make sense, both economically and in terms of snakes.

Anway, I hope you enjoyed this blog post. Make sure to stick around because I answer a big question every day!

Peace, love, snakes,
-MAD
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