Life is a lot of things. You can eat ice cream, see friends, jump into an active volcano..... the possibilities are endless. But mostly, life is about snAKES and the economy. Here are the top ten meanings of life. Have fun, you majestic creature!
10. 47
Many people think that the meaning of life is 42, but they're wrong and don't deserve to ever eat a ripe fruit. Take that, you crusty banana-eating pieces of shit.
9. Actual Definiton
Google, my beautiful wife that I procreate with daily, told me that life is the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. That's pretty dang neat.
8. Biology
In order for something to be alive, it needs to have DNA, have energy, has to develop, has to FUCC, has to be able to move, has to be made of cells, and has to evolve. The song Energy by Drake meets 3/6 of these criteria, as it has energy, evolves over time, and has FUCC. Thanks for reading this.
7. English Class
Nothing else matters. 'Nuff said.
6. Corduroy Dreams by Rex Orange County
I have been listening to this song on repeat for a week now, and my brain is leaking out of my ears because it is so. good. Would be better if it was about money or snakes, but still.
5. Blankets
S O F T
4. Thrift Shop by Macklemore
Slither up to the club like what up I got a cool SSSSOCK, can't wait to buy some snakes from the pet shop.
1. Reptile Economists
I couldn't wait to get to the number one meaning of life, because it is THAT exciting!!!! I like to piss my pants because of snakes and the economy, so naturally this would be my number one reason.
0. BeYAAASé
Queen Bee. Snakes>bees, but still.
That's all I got for today. Comment questions I should answer in the future!!
Peace, Love, Snakes,
-MAD
10. 47
Many people think that the meaning of life is 42, but they're wrong and don't deserve to ever eat a ripe fruit. Take that, you crusty banana-eating pieces of shit.
9. Actual Definiton
Google, my beautiful wife that I procreate with daily, told me that life is the condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. That's pretty dang neat.
8. Biology
In order for something to be alive, it needs to have DNA, have energy, has to develop, has to FUCC, has to be able to move, has to be made of cells, and has to evolve. The song Energy by Drake meets 3/6 of these criteria, as it has energy, evolves over time, and has FUCC. Thanks for reading this.
7. English Class
Nothing else matters. 'Nuff said.
6. Corduroy Dreams by Rex Orange County
I have been listening to this song on repeat for a week now, and my brain is leaking out of my ears because it is so. good. Would be better if it was about money or snakes, but still.
5. Blankets
S O F T
4. Thrift Shop by Macklemore
Slither up to the club like what up I got a cool SSSSOCK, can't wait to buy some snakes from the pet shop.
1. Reptile Economists
I couldn't wait to get to the number one meaning of life, because it is THAT exciting!!!! I like to piss my pants because of snakes and the economy, so naturally this would be my number one reason.
0. BeYAAASé
Queen Bee. Snakes>bees, but still.
That's all I got for today. Comment questions I should answer in the future!!
Peace, Love, Snakes,
-MAD
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