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What is art?

Today we are tackling the question "what is art?"

Art is a three letter word, and it doesn't stand for Actually Robin Thicke. Robin Thicke has been cancelled for what feels like decades, and he doesn't know what art is.

Since this blog is about snakes and also the economy, i will discuss art from the standpoint of a reptile economist. Art is anything that is creative, and you can sell it for ca$h moneyz. For example, during the Harlem Renaissance, African Americans sold art and earned money, which created an African American middle class. How cool is that?

Art can be of anything. Politics, your left shoe, anything is fair game for art. This is art of a snake.


She is beautiful. I am in love with her. Art about snakes wraps around your heart and gently squeezes it, a lot like a snake. Sometimes art is mean and it bites you, like a snake. Sometimes art is made of scales, like a snake, which is Rad.

Anyway, i hope you enjoyed this informative post answering the question "what is art?" 

Peace, love, snakes,
-MAD



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